10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'