10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.