10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "No river, no fish."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak