10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Fold and live to fold again
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword