10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.