10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'