10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus