10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword