10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.