10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fold and live to fold again
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones