10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...