10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"