10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS