10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --