10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph