10 Random Poker Quotes

"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery