10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz