10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.