10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.