10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fold and live to fold again
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.