10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion