10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim