10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus