10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Fook the floosh droo!