10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."