10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• im going to 2 out you to death