10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.