10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.