10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.