10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha