10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth