10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Fook the floosh droo!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.