10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.