10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?