10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fold and live to fold again
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.