10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die