10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.