10 Random Poker Quotes

Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
if u play for the thrill u are ill
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers