10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow