10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier