10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth