10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.