10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword