10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is for loners.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."