10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.