10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.