10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln