10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it