10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Welcome to kicker school
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.