10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier